🌿 Frequently Asked Willies
Got questions? Unclear about your wooden guy? Let’s untangle the vines and get into it.
🍆 What is a Plant Willie™?
A Plant Willie is a tiny wooden friend with big vibes and no practical skills. Handmade from birch wood, sealed with care, and designed to mildly confuse your guests. They’re weird. They’re wholesome. They live in your dirt now.
🪴 How do I use one?
Stick it in your plant. Name it something dramatic. Water your plant while pretending it’s sentient. Try not to develop an emotional attachment (you will).
🎁 Are these good gifts?
Honestly? They’re perfect. It’s the gift no one expects and everyone remembers. Ideal for plant lovers, chaotic friends, or emotionally unavailable roommates.
💦 Are they waterproof?
They’re sealed and water-resistant, but don’t soak them. Think “occasional splash,” not “pool party.” They’re wood. Be nice.
📦 What’s in the box?
Each Plant Willie comes with its own adoption card, a sprinkle of moss for flair, and a confused little wooden dude ready to judge your monstera.
🌍 Do you ship internationally?
Not yet — but soon. U.S. only for now. Canada, hold onto your pots.
👵 What if my grandma sees it?
Say it’s a fertility idol. Say it’s avant-garde. Say nothing. She probably won’t ask.
📬 Still confused?
Email us at support@plantwillies.com. We’ll respond with questionable enthusiasm and at least one emoji.