🌱 Meet the Willies
They're wooden. They're wobbly. They're not medically certified, but they'll emotionally support your plants anyway.
Each Plant Willie™ is handcrafted with weird vibes, sealed with sass, and mildly inappropriate by design. Pop one in your pot. Name it. Water your plant. Ignore the judgmental little face staring back at you.
🌿 Lil Sprout
The golden child. Wakes up at 6am. Drinks dew. Judges you silently when you forget to water your pothos. The unofficial team captain of emotional support stakes.
💪 Chunk
Chunk doesn’t fit in a mug. He is the mug. Built like a truck, vibes like a himbo. Confident, loud, and the first to volunteer for karaoke night. Stick him in your snake plant and let him scream silently forever.
🌬️ Chubby Bud
The soft boy. Sits in the windowsill and listens to lofi. Brings chill energy to your chaos plant. Might be made of wood, but he’s got the soul of a 90s poet and the vibe of a sleepy cat.
😴 Dozy Willie
He’s here. He’s half-asleep. He might be a ghost. Dozy Willie radiates nap energy and cozy chaos. A must-have for plants that prefer vibes over growth.
🤷♀️ Can’t Pick a Favorite?
Get the full gang. Because choosing just one feels wrong and mildly offensive to the others.